Remember my post about "How To Stay Unemployed?" Well, today we have, How To Get Fired.
1. Show up to work drunk because you have to work on your child's birthday. (Side question...why else would you be drunk at 10am on your child's birthday?)
2. Yell at your boss.
3. Moon the general manager.
4. Continue working the rest of your shift, drunk with sharp knives.
5. Show up the next day as if nothing happened and act shocked when told you no longer have a job.
Just saying.....it works, trust me.
Wednesday, July 6, 2011
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